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Oh no he’s looking at you.
blushes fatally
Tell him his hat is cool.
Is…is your crush Mr. Meseeks from Rick and Morty?
Don’t tell anyone, but it’s Cousin Alf.
I’d link you his website but I think pmjv moved everything around again and I can’t find it.
Hey.
😉
Lovely ♡
💜
Thank you for creating water cooler content!
Last I saw him he was walking around the woods outside of town picking up trash!
Such a dreamboat!
I wonder what he’ll do with all that trash…
recycle, if i were to guess
Thank you for creating stalking content!
Write what you know!
What’s the color of his insides?
If my dreams ever come true I’ll let you know
thank you for creating cousin Alf content!
I like to think he creates me
