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ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠@slrpnk.net to Uncle Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days ago

If you order bottomless mimosas at a topless bar, what happens?

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If you order bottomless mimosas at a topless bar, what happens?

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ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠@slrpnk.net to Uncle Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days ago
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  • Pommes_für_dein_Balg@feddit.org
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    Compared to regular mimosas at a regular bar, you’ll get less.

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      you’ll receive only the trunky/branchy bits. leaves and roots will be omitted

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    You get drunk, you get dizzy, you vomit, you pass out. Right?

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      Actually you just wake up somewhere (YMMV)

      • ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠@slrpnk.netOP
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        Cool, I heard it’s five o’clock there.

  • Onno (VK6FLAB)@lemmy.radio
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    Your chances of waking up in a bathtub with extra scars are markedly increased?

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    Your moms gravity sucks you into her orbit.

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