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minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·18 days agoLadies, I promise I’m not trying to eat you. …wait. No, I mean, I’ll go down on you, sure. But I will not consume your flesh. Also, I’d like to handcuff your ankles and wrists onto a steel frame, in a vulnerable position. Then tickle the crap out of you for hours! Hey! Where ya going, ladies? Come back! See? So hard to talk to women!
minus-squareWorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·18 days agoThat’s why I only eat the flesh of men _ See ladies! I’m perfectly safe!
minus-squarepotoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·18 days agoThis is why I don’t say anything. I just stare and smile and get closer veeeeery slowly. They’re kind of like deer.
Ladies, I promise I’m not trying to eat you.
…wait. No, I mean, I’ll go down on you, sure. But I will not consume your flesh.
Also, I’d like to handcuff your ankles and wrists onto a steel frame, in a vulnerable position. Then tickle the crap out of you for hours!
Hey! Where ya going, ladies? Come back!
See? So hard to talk to women!
That’s why I only eat the flesh of men _
See ladies! I’m perfectly safe!
This is why I don’t say anything. I just stare and smile and get closer veeeeery slowly. They’re kind of like deer.