No need, I’m licensed
I’m literally writing my own smut right now because the Internet isn’t horny enough.
The two extremes of humanity on this thread
Is it published anywhere?
nope, but I put down almost 20k words in two weeks and now I’m taking half of that and polishing it into Chapter One.
Any suggestions for a lemmy community that would be interested in a sci-fi fantasy story with extensive lore and worldbuilding, and nsfw tags for lesbian sex, futanari, mind control, domination and emotional trauma?
Yes, and?
Don’t really care how horny the internet is, as long as it’s kept to the right spaces. Like no sending dick pics to random people.
Careful where you point that thing, don’t want it to go off in someone’s face.
I’m sorry you shot me, Mr Cheney. Please don’t take me hunting again!
Yeah! Now when he’s laying there on the ground all sexy like… let’s fuck him!
There are mainly two big drives behind browsing today: horny and hate.
I’d be happy if more people browsed because of horny than hate.
Internet is for horny
Monkey’s paw finger curls: This just in, approximately 1% of the human population has suddenly died.
Correction: Horny & Angry.
Bonk, go to angry jail
That’s just regular jail
I wish I was less horny 😔
The horny parts of the internet can help you with that, temporarily.
Antidepressants help sometimes!
Plot twist: “I meant less talk about hornets! Hornets!”
Basically any minority opinion online.
I don’t know… I’d say people have this attitude more towards blind hatred. I’ve been seriously dogpiled for pointing out an inconvenient fact… you simple can not derail a hate train.
And there is the “bonk! go to horny jail!” meme.
Dogpiled
Na, you have to cross a critical threshold or you go to jail see Epstein files for details.
1% less means that you creat more room for politics, war, or worse… AI. No thanks, I’ll stay horny.
![Hornet's Nest [MrLovenstein]](https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/116/692/387/033/485/695/original/77ca1b7b658b5c9d.png){kind=link}