“In all, growers will see their smallest wheat crop in terms of production since 1972, according to the U.S. Department of Agriculture; 1.56 billion bushels this year, down 21% from 2025.”
historically when we run out of bread, that’s a sign of long-term social stability and systematic continuity
Idk bro I’m at the circus vacuuming up sourdough like no one’s business this feels pretty stable to me.
Finally we can get some cake
Luckily there aren’t any other exogenous shocks that will affect food production this summer
I’m trying to think of any factor that HASNT completely fucked them this year. I think literally every aspect of their industry is fucked.
Lucky that farming is becoming mainly an investment and speculation opportunity that has little dependence on its actual production. Well, for rich people, I mean. They will get bailed out anyway.
This is Communism’s fault, somehow
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The ghost of Stalin’s comically large spoon is haunting the worlds grain supply
A spectre is haunting the world’s grain supply.
It is the spectre of Stalin’s comically large spoon.
Guess my idea is going to have to wait
This is the year of the locusts! Once the food crises peaks Big Seafood won’t be able to suppress the forbidden knowledge that locusts are basically delicious land shrimps. People will start noticing things and asking uncomfortable questions.
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Getting fat is sound financial advice.
I’m investing in me
So you’re saying going out and buying an ice cream cake tomorrow and eating it all by myself is a sound financial investment? How much mass do I hav to cultivate to ensure I survive the next winter?
Damn, I guess the only cakes I’m eating this summer are those chee-
OK so we know about the growers, what about the showers?
This article is mostly diverting the blame onto climate.
34% of global Urea trade goes through the strait of hormuz. Iran and the Strait are not mentioned a single time in this article. Urea is a key component in raising yields, up to 85% over non-Urea usage.
I suppose if there’s a time for me to finally submit to the cold, bleak, gluten free lifestyle dictated by my immune system, it would be now.
Welp, time to blame something on socialism again.
