So, how many of you noticed it’s a mirror image? The strip is an odd fashion choice no doubt, but why mirror the photo?

Happy Pacific Crest trail?

I can’t decide if I want to keep looking or not. Pretty incredible! I wonder if their back is the same?

You uh…you got a little somethin on your nose…nope, still there. Here, try a napkin. Nope, still there. Try taking your shirt iff, and blowing your nose…oh…oh we made it soooo much worse.

I’m uncomfortable

What a terrible day for my eyeballs

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Perfectly fucking vertical…

Slightly disappointed he doesn’t have a unibrow

Only one way to be sure

The road to happiness

You know, i have the same thing – from the belly button down. Every time you shave it it just grows back denser. So I can completely see how he got to this stage.

Nothing a long strip of t-rex tape won’t fix.

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Peak male form