Havana a go at it

“it” in this case being international human rights abuses. What a funny lil’ pun!

I mean he could save their economy by ending the blockade, in all fairness

Strange how their economy got better pretty much the instant Obama eased sanctions,and then got worse when Trump reimplemented them. Must have been a fluke

This is like the zodiac killer being like "wow I’m really worried about your wellbeing, I hope you’re taking care of yourself :) "

in the same way i could save a guy from traumatic brain injury if i stop kicking him repeatedly in the head

Can Colonel Sanders save chickens’ lives?

Betteridge’s law of headlines is an adage that states: “Any headline that ends in a question mark can be answered by the word no.”