• Impractical_Island@lemmy.world
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        2 days ago

        But I have!

        Names I’ve been called:

        Shakespeare

        Hemingway

        Burroughs

        Kerouac

        Thompson

        Palahniuk

        Buddha

        Christ

        Retard

        Idiot

        Take your meds x 500000

        Pedophile

        Hebephile

        Crackhead

        Meth head

        But NOT pothead! I wasn’t good enough to get the job of festival cop, despite being a juggler. Why I switched to righting so much to get so skilled at it. Education IS our best crime deterrent after all, and I’ve been a crackhead for twelve years now. Has nothing to do with amphetamines. I’m a cop, dummy. I make a difference!