• EmberKitty@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    10 days ago

    i dont mean to disagree but the daughter of jefferys banker kinda sounds like “i am your father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate.” lol

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      10 days ago

      I’m taking it more as a comment on just how tightly knit the ruling clique really are. It’s the new Aristocracy; the country is run by those with inherited wealth, and they’ve reached the “don’t marry a commoner” phase.

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      9 days ago

      What you fail to understand, is Epstein’s banker would have a lot of dirt on a lot of people. It really is like that.

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      11 days ago

      Or he realized for the first time that she’s taller than he is.

      Or his dad just texted to say “I can’t go to your wedding, because man, camera, covfefe”.

      Or he just read the pre-nup he signed for the first time and realized she screwed him over”.

      And on and on…

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    11 days ago

    what happened to the “the best is yet to come” walking botox mannequin?

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      11 days ago

      They split up days after he was caught dating Anderson (woman in OP’s post) behind Guilfoyle’s (best is yet to come) back. I had to look up to make sure this was the same person that he married now.

      In the days after Donald Trump Jr. was seen holding hands with Florida socialite Bettina Anderson, PEOPLE has learned that he and fiancée Kimberly Guilfoyle have broken up.

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      11 days ago

      Weak, given the abundance of people available to testify if any of this ever reaches trial. He can’t marry all of them.

      Prosecutors: Crap, we can’t get the banker’s daughter to testify now so I guess we’ll just have to go after the banker.

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        11 days ago

        If a polygamy law comes in, we know why

        He only needs 1 corrupt banker though probably to approve dodgy loans or send the money to a tax haven (his dad already tried a tax dodgy and it didn’t work well)

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          11 days ago

          Too bad bankers don’t deal with other bankers, clerks, assistants, computer programmers… it’s always just one guy with a secret ledger in his safe, dammit!

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    10 days ago

    Donald Trump Junior? Wasn’t his dad a pedophile while holding some sort of position in government?

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      9 days ago

      You know what, that sounds familiar, like, I think he was going to overthrow democracy or something? I forget.

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    10 days ago

    That’s why it’s called the “Epstein Class”. The gang members even marry among themselves.

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    10 days ago

    On an island no less.

    She’s probably been fucked by Epstein and Her father in law before she was able to get her driver’s license.