- cross-posted to:
- witchymemes@lemmy.world
- cross-posted to:
- witchymemes@lemmy.world
What about two crows?
That’s accessory to a murder!
Careful, two crows are nice but its a slippery slope. Once you add a third, they’ve gotta perch down your arms and before you know it you’ve got a murder on your hands.
I’ll trade you a garbage goober for them?
If I had two crows, I would probably put out an eye and hang myself in excitement!
Based and corvid-pilled.
What about a raven?
That’s so Raven
If you can convince a raven to sit on your shoulder then the sun will set forevermore and the goths will hail you as the ruler of eternal night

But how do I get a crow friend?
They love peanuts. Make sure they’re unsalted.
Make a routine. Same time, same place every day. Try to pick an open area so they can see any potential predators. Before you feed them, make a unique sound like a click or whistle. At first, toss peanuts from a distance to avoid spooking them. Let them set the pace. You’ll have a crow buddy before you know it.
Thanks! I’ll be back in a month with my new crow buddy
What about a pigeon, painted black? Much cheaper.
My friend recently approached someone wearing a crow at a concert we were at. It’s started as “this person could be interesting” and ended as “that was a really strange person”.
Jackdaw crew
tho they are very smart , birds don’t posses the necessary hardware to hold on to their shit !
I love it, but does it come in raven?









