What the fuck i thought everyone understood that was a joke
They also did make it very clear that they didnt draw any distinction between personal and private property tho, so like…thats where it stems from…but really, youre gonna point out toothbrushes in your argument? Fuckin really?
Goddamn dude aight I guess.
Deeply unserious.


Yeah, soon enough we’ll have to pay a subscription fee to use a toothbrush.
if you buy an electric one it sure feels that way with how quickly they wear out and then you gotta buy the replacement heads that fit