Inspired by yesterday’s discussion on whether or not a hotdog is a sandwich, I’ve decided to wade into the waters of filled-bread food controversy. I am of the contention that jelly belongs on top of the peanut butter. What say you, Lemmings?
Inspired by yesterday’s discussion on whether or not a hotdog is a sandwich, I’ve decided to wade into the waters of filled-bread food controversy. I am of the contention that jelly belongs on top of the peanut butter. What say you, Lemmings?
Depends on which fingers you want to get dirty.

Alright, now listen here you little shit…
not shit; peanut butter
You should make them a toaster with duct tape, a paperclip, and an old video cassette copy of Sweatin’ to the Oldies with Richard Simmons.
I judt started watching through the old episodes of Macgyver and this comment hits real close to home.
Edit: oh I see their username now.
This is angry upvote material.
Take your god damn upvote
Remove this aberration from my line of sight immediately!
Or at least mark it with a content warning.
Do you think he washed his hands with soap & water after that photo was taken? Or do you think he licked his fingers clean?
Perhaps this is their first stage of foreplay before performing “the shocker” on his partner. Lubrication is important.
I guess that would work for PB, but jelly is going to leave you with sticky fingers.
I think it might be AI, but I could be wrong.
The 4th Earl of Sandwich would be highly offended by this.
But you flipped your whole hand, still holding the sandwich, so you didn’t change the top or bottom…
But all the fingers still get dirty?
The AI peanut butter sandwich