I need the point of view gun from the hitchhiker’s guide movie to instantly blast into these people’s brains an awareness of how childish and sheeplike they look with their totally uninformed, received-wisdom-yet-diehard support for a class of medieval slavers, torturers and pedophiles who fancied themselves gods on earth and forced their starving peasants to build them mountain palaces. THESE ARE THE PEOPLE CALLING YOU AN AUTHORITARIAN
If the liberal’s worst nightmare of a thousand year trump reich came true and the most openly corrupt, sadistic perverts got to shape the US for generations, the result would be feudal Tibet minus the culture. We would all have to attend megachurch services and pray to the LLM big titty white prosperity gospel waifu who tells us our struggles are a punishment from god for our sin of envy towards our overlords. We would all be forced to let the landlord take our kids to work on his estate, and pay yearly tithes to the Iron Bar Mormons for the privilege of not having our hands broken, because there’s no healthcare and all you can do is make a pilgrimage to pray for healing at the golden statue of the Rum Tum Tugger . Fuck these orange robe fetishists so hard.
I need the point of view gun from the hitchhiker’s guide movie to instantly blast into these people’s brains an awareness of how childish and sheeplike they look with their totally uninformed, received-wisdom-yet-diehard support for a class of medieval slavers, torturers and pedophiles who fancied themselves gods on earth and forced their starving peasants to build them mountain palaces. THESE ARE THE PEOPLE CALLING YOU AN AUTHORITARIAN
If the liberal’s worst nightmare of a thousand year trump reich came true and the most openly corrupt, sadistic perverts got to shape the US for generations, the result would be feudal Tibet minus the culture. We would all have to attend megachurch services and pray to the LLM big titty white prosperity gospel waifu who tells us our struggles are a punishment from god for our sin of envy towards our overlords. We would all be forced to let the landlord take our kids to work on his estate, and pay yearly tithes to the Iron Bar Mormons for the privilege of not having our hands broken, because there’s no healthcare and all you can do is make a pilgrimage to pray for healing at the golden statue of the Rum Tum Tugger . Fuck these orange robe fetishists so hard.
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