Then have Dan “die” under mysterious circumstances like experimental dick surgery and I pocket the money.
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Wasn’t this the exact scenario they created that fund for? Rich people will make fraudulent claims then plead forgiveness just like the PPP loans, this was the plan from the beginning.
Pretty sure it is.
Link seems to be broken, is this a reference that’s going over my head?
I dont think this regime would bat an eye at that. Go for it.

You know what? I think the justice system has wronged as all we should all apply. I mean, these dudes should be in isolated SCP-esque cells.
One weird trick for free government money!



