I got my dead internal display to work with an external display on mirrored mode, and I got it to reliably boot past Apple‘s incredibly finicky AMD graphics drivers.
I ordered a bottle of Jim Beam, and I’m going to bed. I’m fucking exhausted.
If anyone wants to offer further advice, go ahead, but any Apple bashing will be firmly ignored because I just don’t have it in me to take it


Obviously, I started with Linux mint, but that just didn’t work out for a lot of reasons that did not at all seem obvious.
I’ll get into this and any questions you may have tomorrow, after I rest because I am so goddamn exhausted