Last time I recall flying Spirit (which was many years ago) at the end of the flight, the attendant gave the whole speech about “thank you for flying Spirit Airlines, America’s premiere budget airline” or whatever it is they say.
From the back of the plane I hear a voice call out “…you charged me for water!”
I remember an attendant once said "And to those who said they’d ‘never fly with us again’: Welcome back! " 😂😂😂
Doctor in board: “Help, I’m trapped in a board! Is there a carpenter on the flight??”
Carp Enters: “Help, I cant breathe! Is there a fish tank salesman on the flight?”
Anyone who thinks doctors don’t fly Spirit, but can explain why they haven’t updated any of the magazines in the waiting room in twenty years, please speak up.
“in board”
Words hard, apparently.
