Do the brits wanna talk about how they came up with a “yard” as a measurement?

Er… Non-US countries also use “dozen” and have football fields. The only thing here that’s an american measurement is “inches”, and she shouldn’t have much a problem understanding that since the thing being measured is right in front of her.

This one is reaching.

Hey-hey, don’t bring “dozen” into this filthy discussion, it did nothing wrong!

Hah! Just as I suspected, you all only call your sport (also played on a field) “football” when Americans are listening in order to mess with us.

(/j, of course)

There’s only a tiny fraction of a stone in here, but it can be used to draw for dozens of li