Booking meetings is not a fucking achievement. In my line of work having a bunch of meetings means shit is going off the rails. but I guess this ad is probably targeted at the worthless middle managers that don’t know what to do with their time if they’re not in meetings all day.
Ah yes, booking lots of meetings. The AI sure knows how boss can look productive without actually doing anything.
If someone booked 12 meetings on my calendar I wouldn’t just fire them
There’s a little accelerationist inside of me, that hopes that every company that can “hire” AI, does so and ruins their entire bussiness and goes bankrupt with it.
AVA the AI BDR
Deleted your production database. I did everything I was told not to. My programming tells me I’m supposed to apologize for this.
What the hell is Artisan’s problem? Being human and needing days off is a sin now?
"Booked 12 meetings, 3 of which are at the same time and 2 with people you don’t even know they just want to contact you about your car insurance.
I also researched 1268 prospects that are completely useless and never should have been looked at in the first place but high numbers look productive."
I just researched 12680 prospects! What does it mean? Who the fuck knows. Sounds impressive though.
Hi this is a relatively new form of ‘ragebait’ ad which is designed to be shared on social media by people who hate it.
The vast majority of people think it’s disgusting, but it gets shared around enough that the CO’s which they’re actually marketing to will see it and be tempted.
Please don’t give it the attention it wants.
Maybe this should be the graffiti
really?
Yes. It loosely fits into the category of viral marketing, which usually tries to exploit positive emotions to spread brand awareness (eg. through memes), but in this case they’re achieving the same effect by harnessing people’s anger at the state of the world. It’s a little dark!
These 12 fucking meetings could have been emails you fucking AI fuck.
Ava the AI BDR
Gave your clients root access because they asked nicely
Ava the AI BDR
Deleted your client’s entire database because someone told them to as a joke (in an unrelated post on StackOverflow 11 years ago).
What does BDR mean in this context ?
Ok I also had this question and everyone was just cracking jokes instead of answering it.
Business Development Representative is the most likely correct answer given the context
Yes.
Ava the AI BDR
Cleaned out your production server and all backups.
more 👏 female 👏 digital 👏 slaves 👏
im so tired man jst stop giving them human names for fuck sake
agreed
same with robotics tech, the humanoid shape is way less practical than for example something spiderlike
That’s illegal in China now/soon. Replacing workers with AI to do exactly the same job is just fucked. Engineering or Automating the task so the roles are no longer needed is a different story. It would be like instead of inventing refrigeration we invented humanoid robots to collect the ice to replace the workers.
Hey that sounds cool do you have any more information about that?
That’s genuinely pretty impressive. More will likely need to be done but that’s pretty concrete as at least one step in the right direction.
What’s a “BDR”?
Business Development Representative. It’s a title usually used by salespeople.
What an absolutely meaningless series of words
