Doobie (real name)

Doober

Boober

Bubber

Bub

Doobus Goobus

Doobius Maximus

Doober Boober Super Pooper

Asshole

Food (you say the f word around her and it gets her attention immediately)

Leo (real name)

Leonardo

DiCaprio

DaVinci (I string the previous three together when I need to use his government name. Leonardo DiCaprio DaVinci, get down!!)

Scar (Was supposed to be his name because of a giant scar that went down the back of his neck. The story is his mother caught him acting up and got a little too rough with discipline. Left a big scar from the back of his head down his neck. Poor puppy.)

Calibo (Some gibberish my brother calls him every once in a while.)

For Siegfrieda I guess the foundation is her own name?

(Not in the pic: Schweinekatze, Arschkopf, Escandalosa. Sorry for not translating some/all, but it’s a bloody mess.)

For Kika it’s any word with /ʃ/ or /ʒ/ lying around. We called her “gata chata” (annoying cat) so much she started associating the sound with “humans want to give me petting/attention/food”.

Aaargh the desire to talk about my cats vs the reluctance to share PII

How about a friend’s pet? I call her Babs, Babster, Bibbity bobbity-bette, Bah-bah and Boop

Then there’s Daphne, or Daph, Daffodil, Daphodile, dill pickle

Scrappy is Scrappy Doo, Scraps, Scribbles, Scrape, and Shitbird/Pissbird, depending on which one he’s doing on the stairs

Peanut Butter Cup (real name)

Peanut (common name)

Peeeenuuuuut

Spinach (inspired by a comedy sketch that pronounced it like peanut)

Pee is stored in the nut

Fucker (unrelated to her real name)

my frenchie: freddie boy, freddie spaghetti, frederick beauregard (when he’s naughty), my baby boy, little mans, little baby mans, stinky boy, stinky little mans, poopyhead. lol

My wife’s cat:
Hazel (real name).
Fluffy (root nickname).
Floofers.
Floufy.
Floof.
Fluff.
Fuckin’ cat.

This is Roogie, short for Arugula. Roogie becomes Roog Boog. Or Roogie Boogie. Or Roogbert.

Or if he’s feeling spicy he’s Roogiberto.

*edited formating.

Daisy (real name)

Daisykins

Daisy-waisy

Daizer

Diesel

Doof, Doofy, or Doofus

Dingus

Deezer

I’m looking for a good chance to get her with a “deez nuts”.

Maggie, aka Maggie Moo, or Moo, Mooster, Moo-Diggity and several other variations. The ultimate form is Moodelayheehoo

Freddie, Fred, Ferd, Frodo, Froodlehopher

Banjo, aka Beebs, Beebie Jeebie, Beanie Jeanie, and ultimately Bibbertyjibbert

Todd, Toddster, Tupelo, T-Dangles, and Toodleoo.

Juniper, Juney, June bug, Joonie boonie, June Buggie. (Ultimate form unknown. She’s new.)

Bear because he looked like a bear Bean because of a typo

Her name is Spakle but I call her Gremlin.

Mocha, Mocha Bear, Mocha Berry, Mocha Berry Crunch, Mocha Berry Crunch Wrap, Mocha Berry Crunch Wrap Supreme.

Yep, checks out

molena is her name. shmolena shmlail shmlain baine shmolena baina and then i normally call her a good girl

I have a note file on my phone with names I’ve caught myself calling my cat by more than once, it’s currently 26 lines long.