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Lion Dynamic@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

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Lion Dynamic@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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  • FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world
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    Roll that beautiful bean footage!

    • ivanafterall@kbin.social
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      I met that guy AND the dog!

      That’s the whole story. I don’t really have occasion to share it otherwise.

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        Is the dog a nice guy?

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          It was a meet-and-greet/autograph-type setup (naturally!) and the dog just kinda chilled out on this big plush dog bed beside the table where Jay Bush signed autographs for his adoring fans. Unfortunately, they wouldn’t let you pet him, and they didn’t really let you interact with the dog, either.

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    America’s Natural Gas. This one doesn’t leave your groundwater subject to toxification by indifferent oil exploration companies.

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    The gentle hug of beans as you shit your pants

  • absentant@kbin.social
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    2 years ago

    shitpost fr

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    The gentle hug of beans as you shit your pants

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    That’s a challenge?

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    Beans are high in fiber. If you ate lots of beans in might back you up for three days.

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      Yeah, I’m no expert, but I don’t think that’s how fiber works. : /

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        I got constipated from a high fiber diet. I ate allot of beans and whole grains.

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