Whoever believes this: they saw you coming.
Ask your doctor if Porkkake is right for you!
I’d cum for cancer
There was a comedian 20 years back that asks if science could check if blow jobs could cure cancer. Well now we know.
Babe please, I promise it’s medicinal
Ugh… I hate getting cum in my eye, tho. It feels weird. Like someone punched me in the face and not the normal kind of sting that something in your eye gives.
Glad I’m not a cancer mouse.
Yes yes. But it’s it halal?
Can humans use their own? Jerk off in this cup so I can fabricat you an elixir sounds so fantasy.
This sentence is full of words put together that I never thought that I would ever read in my entire life. And yet, here we are.
I never remember how to properly format links on here, and I do not get why the share button for communities doesn’t have the option to format it like this. At least not on jerboa.
That’s a good question. I’m on browser, and it’s the same limitation. I wonder if it’s something inherent in Lemmy?
https://lemmy.world/post/44888767
You’re welcome
lol I didn’t know this existed. Thank you, I’ve got a new community to subscribe to
I take it you haven’t been to Tijuana?
Mouse doctor: So, I’ve got good news and bad news.
The Aristocrats!
uh yeah doc… imma keep the cancer, thanks.
You’re saying I could fix my painful right eye if I let a hog come on my face? Hmm.
Theres a couple of religions and some vegans that are gonna love this
Vegans never mention pleasuring animals, only harming them
They come a lot, so it’s gonna be cheap
Good for both of them. *claps
The real achievement is the scientists who managed to get a mouse to blow a pig. If you got Nobel prizes for effort, that’s a prize nomination right there.
Nomination for a (p)Ig Nobel at very least.
