Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 3 days agoWhoever invented the phrase, "I slept like a baby," never had kids.message-squaremessage-square48linkfedilinkarrow-up1263arrow-down111
arrow-up1252arrow-down1message-squareWhoever invented the phrase, "I slept like a baby," never had kids.Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 3 days agomessage-square48linkfedilink
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·edit-23 days agoI farted myself awake because it stank like an outhouse gave birth to a sewage company and the whole damn honeydipper family was invited? sorry. sorry. i been through some gas stations lately. Feed your teens vegetables, parents.
I farted myself awake because it stank like an outhouse gave birth to a sewage company and the whole damn honeydipper family was invited?
sorry.
sorry. i been through some gas stations lately. Feed your teens vegetables, parents.