I swab it out
You just get a new one?
Never paper. And almost never need to shake it.
Wipe mine on a baby rabbit. So soft.
Single use and flushable.
Both.
That’s the help’s job.
Garçon!
I squeeze, and then wipe the tip, especially if I’m naked and getting back into bed (not wearing underwear to catch a little drip). Dancing only occurs if I really gotta pee, and can’t.
My Anaconda is usually unruly.
So I gotta do battle-rope type whipping to get the last drops out.
Creates massive sonic-booms in the urinals every time I whipcrack.After reading this thread, it seems I’ve been using that air dryer thing on the wall very incorrectly.
Niether.
I wring mine out. 😤
Yeah you gotta peench that urethra, boyee
I just lick the residue off
No one really dances since you can get enough motion by shaking it. Also, toilet paper is non-existent at urinals. That said,
Shake it once, that’s fine Shake it twice, that’s okay Shake it three times You’re playing with yourself again
OH MY GOD, IVE NEVER REALLY THOUGHT ABOUT THOSE LYRICS BEFORE.
Unexpected Good Charlotte reference? :D
Sounds like the lyrics to Shipoopi, originally from the “The Music Man”.
Squeeze her once when she isn’t lookin’ If you get a squeeze back, that’s fancy cookin’ Once more for a pepper-upper Never get sore on her way to supper
Yep. Good catch.
Isn’t that from Two and a Half Men?
Shake it three times You’re playing with yourself again
This is propaganda from people who want you to have piss stains, shake it shake it shake it!
Shake it like a Polaroid picture!
If I’m in a puble washroom, I knock it against the side of the urinal.
SLAP! This babys not going anywhere
For anyone confused, this is because not releasing the excess kinetic energy (that way or another) can cause it to flee, usually at the most inopportune of times
You do not want to come between a urinal and it’s toilets
I developed a technique over the years where I run a finger along the urethra after I’m done to push whatever fluid may be left, regardless if I’m standing or sitting down. When no TP is available, it really helps.
Once upon a time, in my youth, I saw a meme explaining me this. Now I have a push behind the balls after pee every time!
I imagine guys in a public toilet seeing you reach into the pants to finger your taint.
This one right here. It pushes on the urethra and expels the drips. Like holding up the back of a garden hose to purge it for the winter.
Yep, saw a comment like this on Reddit and as I’ve aged it’s become critical.
Only when I passed 50 years old was that an issue. Prior to that when the stream was complete it would close off tight, immediately thereafter. Now it’s like I read in a Stephen King novel once…“No matter how long you jump and prance the last few drops end up in your pants”.
Push up on your taint and the last bit will squirt out. Helps with the weakened prostate.
Yeah that won’t look strange at a line of urinals.
Lucky you, it started happening to me at 30
Same here…
Yep.
Also shout out to “Desperation”, great book.
Thanks, I usually get all my literature recommendations from threads about urinary incontinence.
or do you do the shake and dance
Hey macarena!
