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minus-squareTwinklebreeze @lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up83·21 hours agoDo you think you could perform in front of either of the Obamas? I know I couldn’t.
minus-squareSanctus@anarchist.nexuslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up114·21 hours agoI’ll whisper right in Obama’s ear as I cream on his back “this is how you dispose of bus loads of kids,” then I’d smack the back of his head.
minus-squareSoulphite@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up61·21 hours agoThis is both the best and disturbing thing I’ve read in some time, well done! God dammit.
minus-squareDr. WeskerlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·20 hours agoOn the back, belly, face, etc always seemed like a waste of good cum to me. Like, if it’s not being absorbed by mucus membranes somewhere, then are you really living?
minus-squarechunes@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·15 hours agoLMAO. Lemmy comment of the year right here.
minus-squareendlesseden@pyfedi.deep-rose.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up38·21 hours agoUnder Pressure, clearly
minus-squaremaccentric@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-25 hours agoI can fake the drums; hardest part will be finding a vocalist the vocalists
minus-squarebdonvr@thelemmy.clublinkfedilinkarrow-up5·14 hours agoPressure Pushing down on me Pressing down on you
minus-squarewuffah@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·edit-215 hours agoPerform vaginal sex upon Mrs. Obama as Mr. Obama pumps his fist and chants “Yes we can!”
minus-squareAnchoriteMagus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·21 hours agoKing Lear. It’s only the first act, though. You’ll be fine.
Do you think you could perform in front of either of the Obamas? I know I couldn’t.
I’ll whisper right in Obama’s ear as I cream on his back “this is how you dispose of bus loads of kids,” then I’d smack the back of his head.
This is both the best and disturbing thing I’ve read in some time, well done!
God dammit.
Jesus fucking Christ
On the back, belly, face, etc always seemed like a waste of good cum to me. Like, if it’s not being absorbed by mucus membranes somewhere, then are you really living?
LMAO. Lemmy comment of the year right here.
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Perform what though?
Under Pressure, clearly
I can fake the drums; hardest part will be finding
a vocalistthe vocalistsPressure
Pushing down on me
Pressing down on you
💀
Perform vaginal sex upon Mrs. Obama as Mr. Obama pumps his fist and chants “Yes we can!”
King Lear.
It’s only the first act, though. You’ll be fine.