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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 天前

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE CURSOR?

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WHERE THE FUCK IS THE CURSOR?

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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 天前

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nope. you just need to adjust a few things. 2 monitors for corporate serfs (rename middle management to serfs) and 4+ for corporate slaves. upper management gets a laptop and a normal monitor. executives can stay the same. CEO needs 2 phones.
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  CEO needs 2 phones
  
  Is the second one for the coke dealer?
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    coke, prostitutes, bribery, etc.,
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      I should get a second phone
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        c-suite material
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    no it’s for their new Epstein style dealer
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  I think the current dogma is CEO gets a phone with 2 screens.
  
  Soon to be 3 with the Samsung (You can’t afford it anyways).
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    why the fuck would I want a 2 or 3 screen phone. have you seen how flimsy and breakable they are?
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      If you can afford a 3 screen phone. You wouldn’t need to worry about the cost.

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