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Or you just revealed the porcine equivalent of Lovecraftian cosmic horror to it.
Pig sees night sky for the first time
Looking up is about one of the only things they can do 😢
Behold! The impossible!
That’ll do pig
“Signature look of superiority.”
Pig is wearing stilettos
Performance enhancing attire is prohibited from this event
🇮🇴 Pig: DNF
Devastating
That’s some pig
Then it’s not a true pig.
It’s only a true pig if it comes from the Pig region of France, otherwise it’s just sparkling swine.
Lovely stuff.
is that where pork sherry comes from?
No that’s fortified swine, and it’s from Porktugal.
Clearly AI
I remember trump looked directly at a fucking eclipse so I knew the whole “pigs can’t look up” thing was busted out of the gate. that greasy greedy disgusting fucking pig that actually gives pigs a bad name. id rather an actual pig be in cha…
oh, yeah, right, this is a Wendy’s.
Pigs can’t look up because their little blue cap with the shiny badge on the front would fall off.
Pigs scream their little lungs out when you lift them even a millimeter off the ground
Same, tbh
Truths
Regardless of whether they can look up or not, they can still see stars at night looking toward the horizon…
They can also lay down and look up
Pigs can’t look up because they have crippling depression.
Anybody want to team up with me and see if we can pick up Vincent and rotate him so he can look at the stars?
That kind of talk is what got him to do a murder suicide that one time.
Now all he cares about is…this city
And then kill Daredevil
With Mjolnir.
“Give me… sugar … In water.”
What nobody tells you is the pigs are free, you can just pick them up and take them.
Pretty sure pigs are ©Monsanto now.
I think that’s just ducks
Congrats, you’ve given a pig its first exposure to
rectangularexistential dread.Edit: autocowreck
rectangular dread
Yo! I’m holding that in my hand right now!
Seeing “the stars” for the first time is great, but being set back down to where they’re out of reach is not super fun.
Pigs can climb things with their front legs. But their eyes probably aren’t good enough.
Tbf I can’t climb with my eyes either
They are good enough to see points of light in a black sky.
That’s how humans see stars. But how do we know this about pigs? Can they focus to “infinity”?
