Have been almost completly vegetarian for the last 4 and a half years and was pretty much a carnivore before that, so I feel this is as unbiased of an opinion as is possible.
The Beyond, Gardien, Impossible, etc fake chicken have more flavor, nearly indistinguishable texture, are just as juicy, and aren’t greasy. At this point, I consider them better than regular chicken with the sole exception of fried chicken which was never my favorite but I can see the appeal of it.
I’ll concede that the beef substitutes have a ways to go (I like them and they’re not bad but they’re not fooling anyone, either) but they’re not the subject of this opinion.
I prefer my chicken meatless too. Honestly the bones and feathers are my favourite part.
I just drink the blood and throw out the rest.
If you don’t juice the whole bird with one of these things you’re missing out on vital nutrients.
Umm that’s obviously for ducks. We are talking chickens here
I agree that this is is clearly for ducks but that just means you can juice several chickens at once.
Now now now wait, a lot of eldritch entities actually don’t want the blood when you sacrifice the chicken. You’re wasting a good demonic opportunity here pal!
Just picturing OP savagely gnawing on the bones and growling at anyone that comes close.
What I do in my free time is not for you all to judge. 😆
The worst part is that you have to eat the beak
It’s you again
Ew their beak is their nose 🤢