Maven (famous)@piefed.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 天前Im pan so anyone can applymedia.piefed.zipimagemessage-square155linkfedilinkarrow-up1598arrow-down135
arrow-up1563arrow-down1imageIm pan so anyone can applymedia.piefed.zipMaven (famous)@piefed.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 天前message-square155linkfedilink
minus-squareflamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up117·4 天前You misunderstand, if you have sex you will stop being horny (at least for a short time). Infinite edging, that’s the game.
minus-squareCapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up42·4 天前Tantric -> edging -> gooning -> ??? -> profit?
minus-squaremicrophone900@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up16·4 天前It’s also good with God since finishing is what angers them. It probably doesn’t matter how many people are involved either so long as no one finishes.
minus-squarebaggachipz@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5·4 天前Those Mormons are onto something with that soaking
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·4 天前 It probably doesn’t matter how many people are involved either so long as no one finishes. There’s a joke about public infrastructure in here somewhere 🤔
minus-squarelime!@feddit.nulinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-24 天前actually god is fine with it as long as you don’t pull out https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onan Edit: changed the link to be more obvious, don’t want people to think i’m linking to filth
minus-square𝄞 Inkstain (they/them)𓆩 𓆪@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 天前Battle royale orgy where whoever cums pisses god off so much they get immediately smitten off the face of the earth
minus-squareSubArcticTundra@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up1·4 天前I knew there would be loopholes in the bible!
minus-squareagingelderly@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·4 天前Yeah those non-horny 5 minutes post sex really give you a chance to think. Too bad I’m too tired to make use of it
You misunderstand, if you have sex you will stop being horny (at least for a short time).
Infinite edging, that’s the game.
Tantric -> edging -> gooning -> ??? -> profit?
Oldest profit in the world
It’s also good with God since finishing is what angers them. It probably doesn’t matter how many people are involved either so long as no one finishes.
Those Mormons are onto something with that soaking
There’s a joke about public infrastructure in here somewhere 🤔
actually god is fine with it as long as you don’t pull out https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onan
Edit: changed the link to be more obvious, don’t want people to think i’m linking to filth
Battle royale orgy where whoever cums pisses god off so much they get immediately smitten off the face of the earth
Bill Clinton energy damn
I knew there would be loopholes in the bible!
Yeah those non-horny 5 minutes post sex really give you a chance to think. Too bad I’m too tired to make use of it