‘If i throw up, i’m gonna make it worth my time’

In my country, kitchen floors are usually a surface that spills can quickly be wiped up, and rugs are often the size of a whole room.

That’s alarming Are the balls also above the penises in your country?

AND THE CAT’S IN THE KITCHEN AND ABOUT TO PUKE

LITTLE FUZZY IDIOT PROMPTLY LEAVES THE ROOM

“DO YOU LOVE THIS RUG, DAD?”

I was thinking Canadian.