rumors regarding President Trump’s health swirled Friday after he screamed, “Fuck! I’m dying!” during a press conference. “Fuck! I’m fucking dying! Oh God, it hurts! Ahhhhhhh!” Trump said in response to a question about the ongoing war in Iran
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The Onion
Damn
well this one hit my organs
downvoted for being a joke
(jk)
sorry, the meat puppet broke out of its parameters for a minute, won’t happen again :-)
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” What did he mean by thisOh my goddddddd I pee peed and shidded and cummed for 55 minutes and this is from THE ONGION? fake news??? I’m reporting you to the mod police for not putting this in fakenews and I’m suing you to get my precious bodily fluids back.
