Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social to History Memes@piefed.socialEnglish · 5 days agoI choose violencemedia.piefed.socialimagemessage-square339linkfedilinkarrow-up1759arrow-down113
arrow-up1746arrow-down1imageI choose violencemedia.piefed.socialEk-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social to History Memes@piefed.socialEnglish · 5 days agomessage-square339linkfedilink
minus-squareAssassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up35·5 days agoIf you can’t get hotter, just have more babies. Milfability = hotness x babies.
minus-squareAssassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·4 days agoThe general public isn’t supposed to know about the equation, but it was poorly redacted in the Epstein files.
minus-squareAssassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·4 days agoYou’re weird. Sexy weird
minus-squareu/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 days agoThey also failed to redact all the secret recipes: https://youtu.be/AeKyF0EDsP8
minus-squareWalrusDragonOnABike [they/them]@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·4 days agoUnless your hotness is already 0.
minus-squareAssassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·4 days agoHumans cannot survive absolute zero, so you should always have some hotness to multiply by.
If you can’t get hotter, just have more babies. Milfability = hotness x babies.
Woah 🤯
The general public isn’t supposed to know about the equation, but it was poorly redacted in the Epstein files.
Stay safe, hero.
You too, stud
This got weird.
You’re weird. Sexy weird
They also failed to redact all the secret recipes: https://youtu.be/AeKyF0EDsP8
Unless your hotness is already 0.
Humans cannot survive absolute zero, so you should always have some hotness to multiply by.