who evidently believes that Dr. Seuss and Grinch are the same entity.

Care to elaborate? Because I have literally no idea what you are talking about. I have never commented on Dr Seuss or Grinch in my entire existence on this website.

I don’t give a shit about NIN’s lyrics

Then could you kindly fuck off and not join a conversation you don’t give a shit about?

I can comprehend that many popular songs employ the device of an imagined protagonist recounting a fictitious tale of their life.

Can you comprehend that many popular songs employ the device of an actual truthful history, recounting an autobiographical tale of their life?