• TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world
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    22 hours ago

    a lot of women think a man with a cat is gay. even if they have a cat, or like cats.

    it’s incredibly stupid. but incredibly common.

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      10 hours ago

      Okay… maybe this is a dumb question. But if I get her digits and am clearly pursuing her… how could she think I’m gay!?

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        8 hours ago

        because she isn’t logical or thoughtful person. She is emotional and biased and has lots of irrational insane beliefs.

        I dated a woman once who told me eating cereal was unmanly and pathetic. Like granola. I was suppose to eat MEAT and BREAD, and be a MAN. but eating a bowl of fruits, nuts, and grains was WEAK.

        I just laughed and tried to dismiss it, but she was dead serious and basically said if I want to keep seeing her I’m not allowed to eat granola as a cereal in a bowl w/milk… only in bar form as a hiking snack or something. It was so arbitrary and bizarre.

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        10 hours ago

        Maybe she thought you’re bi, apparently that’s a big turn off for some women.

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      18 hours ago

      a lot of women think a man with a cat is gay. even if they have a cat, or like cats.

      Yeah when I got my cat all I wanted to do was have anal sex with a guy.

      It was so odd. Pat a dog and it’s like all want is pussy.

      Pat a cat and bam, ass all the way