• FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.net
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    5 days ago

    Welcome to the Amerikémon center! We will heal your pokémon (well, write you a prescription that may or may not keep them from dying) for 1,000,000 Pokédollars. What’s that, your wallet can’t hold that much? Too bad, you should have bought the insurance to bring it down to 999,999 Pokédollars I guess, huh?