A newly-released FBI document details disturbing allegations that Trump struck a teen girl after she "bit the sh*t out of" his penis in an assault facilitated by Jeffrey Epstein.
“Gather around, little ones, it’s time for great-grandma to tell the story of how she tried to chew off the president’s dick…”
“Aww, this is my favorite Christmas tradition.”
“She won a medal for it, y’know?”
“Of course I do, I’ve been hearing the story since I can remember. It’s evolved a bit over the years. It got pretty gory for a while, but the grown-ups reigned that in. Now we’re lucky if she stays awake for the whole story.”
“See this, little one? This is your great-grandma’s dick biting medal.”
“Gather around, little ones, it’s time for great-grandma to tell the story of how she tried to chew off the president’s dick…”
“Aww, this is my favorite Christmas tradition.”
“She won a medal for it, y’know?”
“Of course I do, I’ve been hearing the story since I can remember. It’s evolved a bit over the years. It got pretty gory for a while, but the grown-ups reigned that in. Now we’re lucky if she stays awake for the whole story.”