slothrop@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agoKentucky man covered in fur arrested after he is found having sex with a deer, cops saywww.independent.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square99linkfedilinkarrow-up1299arrow-down110file-textcross-posted to: news@lemmings.world
arrow-up1289arrow-down1external-linkKentucky man covered in fur arrested after he is found having sex with a deer, cops saywww.independent.co.ukslothrop@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square99linkfedilinkfile-textcross-posted to: news@lemmings.world
minus-squarecharade_you_are@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up44·edit-22 days agoI’ve always wanted to fuck a deer. They’re pretty hot. But there is no way I’d fuck a dead one and the deer would have to be a consenting deer adult. This guy just crossed a line that us ethical deer fuckers would never cross.
minus-squaremurvel@feddit.nulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·edit-22 days ago I’ve always wanted to fuck a deer. They’re pretty hot. Damn it man, you cannot start a sentence like that. I can never quite tell on lemmy when people are being serious…
minus-squarephx@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 days agoThat’s probably a member of NAMDLA …
minus-squareOriginEnergySux@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2 days agoCan one be an ethical deer fucker without having ethically fucked a consenting deer though?
minus-squareCordyceps @sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·2 days agoI suppose in the same way you can identify as a gold digger without actually ever finding any.
minus-squarecharade_you_are@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 days agoYeah, I fucked that part up
minus-squareleftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 days agoI’m sure some of those Japanese deer that bow for snacks would be up for it, in exchange for the right treat.
minus-squarecharade_you_are@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·edit-22 days agoI think most of those Japanese deer just suck you off. I need the full treatment. Plus the Japanese ones are naturally censored.
minus-squareGreenKnight23@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 days agothat’s just how Japanese are. they’re so technologically advanced that a black box covers their genitals 24/7. no Japanese has ever seen their own genitals ever.
I’ve always wanted to fuck a deer. They’re pretty hot. But there is no way I’d fuck a dead one and the deer would have to be a consenting deer adult. This guy just crossed a line that us ethical deer fuckers would never cross.
Damn it man, you cannot start a sentence like that. I can never quite tell on lemmy when people are being serious…
That’s probably a member of NAMDLA …
Can one be an ethical deer fucker without having ethically fucked a consenting deer though?
I suppose in the same way you can identify as a gold digger without actually ever finding any.
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Yeah, I fucked that part up
I’m sure some of those Japanese deer that bow for snacks would be up for it, in exchange for the right treat.
I think most of those Japanese deer just suck you off. I need the full treatment. Plus the Japanese ones are naturally censored.
that’s just how Japanese are. they’re so technologically advanced that a black box covers their genitals 24/7.
no Japanese has ever seen their own genitals ever.