A Kentucky man who was covered in fur has been arrested after he was found having sex with a dead deer, according to authorities.
Deer are usually pretty skittish so I was amazed the man caught one to have sex with till I read the article.
He’s never gonna live that one down.
Holy shit, that guy is 32 years old! He looks like he’s 50. I’m sure the dead deer fucking hasn’t helped.
I was wondering who was voting for McConnell. That makes sense
Victimless crime. Free Allen Osborne!
Still animal abuse. Sure, animals cannot speak on rape prevention courses about their experiences, nor face societal harm after the event, but animals generally don’t enjoy it, and you likely have to force the animal to do it with you (unless deeply in heat or something).
It was a dead deer. So it’s necro-bestiality.
Then I have to resort to the “eww… gross” argument…