It wouldn’t surprise me at all at this point if Trump demanded the release of the alien files and then immediately called them a hoax after it comes out that 90%+ of them indicate he’s been raping aliens left and right since the 80s
Nah, they’ll mostly reveal that they’re all visual phenominon explainable by physics and that even the classified US government is full of morons who want it to be true, even before Trump.
Yeah where are those files ? Dude said release 'em … I have the popcorn ready.
He’s worried his name is in the alien files because he’s an alien.
It wouldn’t surprise me at all at this point if Trump demanded the release of the alien files and then immediately called them a hoax after it comes out that 90%+ of them indicate he’s been raping aliens left and right since the 80s
Nah, they’ll mostly reveal that they’re all visual phenominon explainable by physics and that even the classified US government is full of morons who want it to be true, even before Trump.