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Herr Woland@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

Not a story a redditor might tell you

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Not a story a redditor might tell you

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Herr Woland@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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  • foxblood@lemmy.world
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    2 years ago

    New Plattform and I’m already out of the loop.

    • Herr Woland@lemmy.worldOP
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      shhh guys don’t tell them

      • DocMcStuffin@lemmy.world
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        OMG, there’s a follow up!

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          My favorite is this one.

    • metaStatic@kbin.social
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      My toilet has cloudflare verification enabled

  • JackbyDev@programming.dev
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    I was there Gandalf, three days ago

  • FaceDeer@kbin.social
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    Literal shitposting.

  • 🦥󠀠󠀠󠀠󠀠󠀠󠀠@lemmy.world
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    I just saw this one and immediately needed to poop.

    Brb.

  • YuzuDrink@kbin.social
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    My dude, eat some fiber, quick! Also drink water!

    Edit: I saw the origin, and I was incorrect about the not pooping. I had assumed it was a problem, not a goal… and now I’m VERY confused and maybe a little concerned.

    • Herr Woland@lemmy.worldOP
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      History of Lemmy started strong haha I wouldn’t be too concerned the person in the post told they’d poop outside if shit hits the fan

  • MeetInPotatoes@lemmy.world
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    Nah son, I’m new here but I’m from the old school…past Digg, past Fark, back to mIRC. Someone would have to shit continuously for 3 days straight to grab my attention.

    • ikidd@lemmy.world
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      If you’re from the before times like me…

      Two girls, one cup.

      Just sayin

  • Xeelee@kbin.social
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    That’s so last week. We’re doing beans now. Keep up!

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    I’m so glad I was here to witness the defining moment of a burgeoning platform.

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      I missed it. Like I was around, but I don’t know what started it. Just logged on one morning and learned I wasn’t allowed to shit for 3 days.

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        Someone in a questions community asked what foods they should eat to avoid having to shit for 3 days while camping, and as cheaply as possible. An absurd question that immediately became a meme. The same person then reappeared 3 days later asking how to cure constipation.

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    Was there ever any more context given as to why he needed to be able to do this?

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      I don’t think so but the sex tent theory makes some sense.

      • Khazram@lemmy.world
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        Do go on 🤔

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          I can’t take credit but it’s in the comments of the original thread: https://lemmy.ml/comment/889629

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