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PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 years ago

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  • sloth [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    6 kinds of white - 2 kinds of asian

    “Each group must be proprortionately represented”

    jesse-wtf

    • BelieveRevolt [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      “Wide-eyed” and “narrow-eyed” too yikes

      • anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Right? It’s like this mfer has never heard of cranial measurements.

    • Tachanka [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      jordan pigpoopballs has just reinvented gerrymandering

  • DoiDoi [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.net
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    yo what the fuck his brain is completely fried. I thought this was fake so I checked his twitter. What is going on with his new writing style where he only puts a couple words per line? What is this?

    "Sneak the truth

    boys

    you were once

    scientists"

    and what the fuck is going on here?

    "Force

    Push

    Nudge

    What could go wrong?

    Sincerely,

    Top-down

    enthusiasts

    feathering their own

    beds"

    ???

    • FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.net
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      kelly Benzo High-ku

    • PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      Clearly

      you aren’t

      a fan

      of poetry,

      loser

      • DoiDoi [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.net
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        you are one

        amusing

        bastard

        (he said that one to elon lmao)

        • PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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          But yeah, the man’s brain is a bowl of chunky stew at this point

          • DoiDoi [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.net
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            And watch out woke universities, he’s about to share that chunky stew at his new Peterson Academy.

    • LaGG_3 [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      Rupi Kaur for incels

    • RamSwamson
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      I bet this is what it’s like to be in a text chain with him.

    • Findom_DeLuise [she/her, they/them]@hexbear.net
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      SMDH my dick head, he must have pulled one too many shifts at the Chinese dick-sucking factory

    • Wheaties [she/her]@hexbear.net
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      @coeliacmccarthy@hexbear.net I think you are being catfished by doctor peterson

      • coeliacmccarthy [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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        I’m going to bust raw in him and make a synthesis baby

    • silent_water [she/her]@hexbear.net
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      do you have a link to the second one? wanna send it to a friend who’s thinking about making their own mattress. blob-no-thoughts

      • DoiDoi [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.net
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        lmao

        https://nitter.cz/jordanbpeterson/status/1709192749558157753#m

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    Hmm, I wonder where he got “Trinary” from 🤔 Where did he get the idea that race is three separate and distinct groups soviet-hmm

    • FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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      Black, White and Other

      Just like we’ve been saying this entire time right guys?

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        (The soviet hmm is a link btw.)

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          Oh, I’m on my phone so it never even occurred to click it

          Also, yeah, of course he would go for the disproven eugenics shit

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      holy shit nice catch, that’s some advanced race theory right there. so that’s why ukrainians insist on calling russians as “mongols”, it all makes sense.

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      deleted by creator

      • edge [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        Click the soviet hmm emoji.

  • Smeagolicious [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    This list is missing HAM SANDWICH

    measurehead

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      Semenine has fallen, billions of ham sandwich men must be grilled

  • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Jordan, Jordan are you okay?

    Someone check if he had a stroke

    • corgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves]@hexbear.netM
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      Seriously, I wonder if he’s relapsed with the benzos

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        Browsing r/researchchemicals, r/drugs etc you see stuff with a similar vibe, barred out people believing they’re 100% sober posting barely readable nonsense

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          I’ve seen many of these; they resulted in me developing a healthy fear of benzos

          So many of these stories end with these people ending up in hospital or jail, and with no memory of how

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        Or if the shady induced-coma procedure he underwent to kick them off last time didn’t leave him with brain damage

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          The only thing that could convince me that he didn’t sustain significant brain damage after that is an actual medical analysis that proves otherwise.

          Dude has never been the same, not that he was much better before. These are definitely the ramblings of a brain damaged, enabled pseudo-intellectual Right-winger.

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            Looking into it his daughter said he suffered “several strokes” and he had to partly relearn how to write and stuff after that procedure, so yeah

      • Goadstool [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        Removed by mod

    • Neon_Dystopia [any]@hexbear.net
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      He has literal brain damage, must be a soup by now.

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      no, he is not okay

  • roux [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    This dude makes money spouting the dumbest fucking shit you’ve ever read and I don’t.

    • ImOnADiet@lemmygrad.ml
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      just get a PhD and then grift hard to the right, skill issue tbh.

    • boiledfrog [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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      You need to use more benzos for it to work

  • corgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves]@hexbear.netM
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    wtf-am-i-reading

  • viva_la_juche [they/them, any]@hexbear.net
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    Fuck yeah, my boy’s tying one on again! Don’t stop posting jordy! One benzo : one post let’s gooo

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    Gotta say, this is the worst attempt at an own I’ve ever seen

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    Errr, I think he’s trying to do satirical verse (ala Swift’s A Modest Proposal) to say that leftists are actually the Real RacistsTM (apparently Woke Progressives insist on everything existing on spectrums with absurdly marginal and meaningless differentiations (like how sexuality/gender are on a spectrum?), and also hypocrites who don’t really believe in the validity of the racist race spectrums that they impose on people like him (apparently Woke Progressives are ok with black people “identifying” as white people?)…? Also apparently race just means different shades of skin colours?

    Or is he just unironically doing Advanced Race Theory, Measurehead-style?

    Or both?

    limmy-what

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    JBP with his brain is leaking out of his ears while on a cocktail of drugs that would make Mick Jagger nauseated.: LGBT bad, clean room good

    His followers: sage advice, you have turned my life around, I will defend you to the grave

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    As long as comic book characters and video game characters continue to be black women, I don’t care what you call yourself.

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    Political ideology is hexanary:

    Midnight lib

    Just plain lib

    Semi-lib

    Semi-demi-lib

    Hemi-semi-demi-lib

    Communist (that’s me, the one true leftist)

  • SkingradGuard [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    He’s having another breakdown isn’t he?

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      no, this is still the last one, he hasn’t completed it yet

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        Truly the Shepard Tone of mental breaks

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      I just checked his account to see if this was real and homie is definitely not okay. 3 pages in on nitter only got me to tweets from 12 hours ago.

      • SkingradGuard [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        “He’s perfectly stable, you woke libs just don’t understand his intelligence. Stop making fun of him, that just proves you’re hypocrites about mental health” smuglord peterson-pain

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        Lmao I remember a tweet of his was posted here several months ago and I commented almost the exact same thing. I guess he’s been posting dozens of times a day for a while now

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    I’m pinkest pink, which means I’m legally barred from fucking Anish Kapoor

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      Did they have to bar you from fucking Anish Kapoor? Who wants to fuck Anish Kapoor?

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