Unscripted: An Evening with Gavin Newsom
Golden Gate Theatre
Don’t miss this one-night-only event in conversation with California Governor Gavin Newsom as he discusses his new book, Young Man in a Hurry.
In Young Man in a Hurry, Newsom traces the forces that have defined who he is today. From adapting to his dyslexia, to starting his own small business, growing up in the spotlight as a young mayor, becoming a father and fighting major national political battles, Governor Newsom reflects on the long personal journey that ultimately shaped him into one of the most recognizable elected officials in America. Filled with intimate family history and written with candor and remarkable personal insight, here is a deeply resilient California story of identity, belonging, and the defining moments that inspired a life in politics.
An unsigned copy of Young Man in a Hurry is included in the ticket price.

Wild horses using traction aids couldn’t drag my greased body to this.
what if the only thing on stage was a big cauldron filled with chunks of Gavin Newsom and a blend of spices
Young Man in a Curry

Cannibalizing Gavin Newsome and gaining his power: the unmistakable appearance of an untrustworthy stoat that was turned into a man with magic.
Badum tish!

“Unscripted” yeah right I love the way they just lie right to your face
fighting major national political battles
Going with the flow on transphobia, healthcare, and militarizing the police? Oh yeah definitely fighting some major battles.
You know folks, I first read this post and thought it was so absurd and self-satirizing that I didn’t even consider the possibility that it was real.
Imagine my horror upon doing a quick research
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Newsom is the living personification of why Democrats lose elections, updated and glow’d up for the current Kafka-has-dysentery fever dream timeline





