Someone got visited by the good idea fairy and now I have a hilarious opportunity here. Its a mixed gender, 3-6 year old team, I get two words, 3 colors, and a logo. What’s the funniest thing I could do for my kiddo? We vote on the name in a couple days but I want to come loaded with 3 or 4 options.

  • SuperEars@lemmy.worldEnglish
    3·
    4 hours ago

    Laser Raptors
    Gold Saucers
    BASE Jumpers
    Rains of Castamere
    Dirt Devils
    The Amazons
    Nuclear Submarines
    Screaming Eagles
    Bottle Rockets
    Noisy Crickets
    The Tugboats
    Purple Cobras

  • Oka@sopuli.xyz
    4·
    9 hours ago
    • Master Batters (ok, maybe not for that age group)
    • T-Ball Titans
    • Little Swingers (also probably not appropriate, im in brainstorm mode)
    • Batta Bings (Badda bing, BADDA BOOM)
    • Better Batters
    • The Muppets
    • Ace Players
    • Stealers
    • Party Bus
    • Swing Anamiss
    • The Legends
    • Annihilators
    • Aerobatics
    • #&!% Baseball
    • Bad Newsbears
  • moakley@lemmy.worldEnglish
    7·
    11 hours ago

    You could play it straight and do something kids love, like “Dinosaurs”.

    My other suggestions are “Robots” or “Draculas”.

  • Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de
    8·
    12 hours ago

    The Heelers, use an outline of Bluey’s head for the logo.
    The next Gen, with a trek logo?
    On that note, the commanders, with red shirts and a trek logo?
    I’m a fan of Book wyrms, dragon Logo, but that’s not so kid friendly. Maybe some other dragon related joke?

    The hot wheels? With a fire truck logo?

    That’s all I got, good luck, and I hope you share the end choice later.

  • Hegar@fedia.io
    4·
    10 hours ago

    The Princess Pirates - logo includes eyepatch, fake looking stubble, tiahra over a pirate hat over perm curls.

    The Home Runs - logo is a house with a face and limbs holding its butt like it’s running to the bathroom.

    The Swing Batter-Batters - logo is a swing in motion ridden by a bat (mammal or baseball).

    Mmmm Cake - logo is cake. Kids love cake.

    The Stinky Parents - logo is parents, characteur common outfits/styles for your area. Maybe clown makeup. Definitely stink lines.

  • Drusas@fedia.io
    1·
    8 hours ago

    The Bunt Cakes The Best Team in Town The Littlest Legends The Dragons (dragons are cool) The See Ya Later Alligators (aka The Gators) Born Batty

  • Tot@lemmy.worldM
    4·
    11 hours ago

    My kids would think Butt Butt is hilarious. Colors would be blue and orange (Bluey and Bingo). Logo could be the Heeler house.

  • Lighttrails@sh.itjust.works
    3·
    11 hours ago
    • The Footballs
    • The Hockey Pucks
    • The Soccer Balls
    • The French Fries
    • The Weiner Dogs
    • The Air Guitars
    • The Beached Whales

    These are all stupid but I think they’d be funny little league teams