• ickplant@lemmy.worldOP
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    1 day ago

    … I go to my favorite hot dog stand

    And the dude says,

    “You come here all the time! Here’s one for free”

    I said, “Man! What I look like? A charity case?”

    … I took it and threw it on the ground!

    I don’t need your handouts!

    I’m an adult!

    Please!

    You can’t buy me hot dog, man!