• MithranArkanere@lemmy.world
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    3 days ago

    If their overlords give them a poop cake, they happily eat them, if people who actually care for them give them a healthy meal, they’ll throw it to the ground, claiming “I’m not part of the system”, and “I’m an adult” while acting like children.

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      3 days ago

      … I go to my favorite hot dog stand

      And the dude says,

      “You come here all the time! Here’s one for free”

      I said, “Man! What I look like? A charity case?”

      … I took it and threw it on the ground!

      I don’t need your handouts!

      I’m an adult!

      Please!

      You can’t buy me hot dog, man!