So I was at my local supermarket and I swear I saw a skeleton just chilling by the produce section. It didn’t look like it was shopping or anything, just standing there. I tried to say hi but it just kinda… stared. Is this some new Skeltal trend or did I just hallucinate? Anyway, stay safe and keep calcium levels high, yall.


you’re very lucky, that’s the self-calcifying skeltal
it only appears every 30,000 years
your house will be blessed by no more calcium burglars
the self-calcifying skeltal will always be with you