So I was at my local supermarket and I swear I saw a skeleton just chilling by the produce section. It didn’t look like it was shopping or anything, just standing there. I tried to say hi but it just kinda… stared. Is this some new Skeltal trend or did I just hallucinate? Anyway, stay safe and keep calcium levels high, yall.

  • Ildsaye [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    6 days ago

    you’re very lucky, that’s the self-calcifying skeltal
    it only appears every 30,000 years
    your house will be blessed by no more calcium burglars
    the self-calcifying skeltal will always be with you