Yall barbarians never heard of a jar opener, doubling as a bottle opener? Even Swiss multitool knives have one on them, and there are keychain versions. Just pry the edge of the lid up a little until it pops, and then open it easily like a normal person.
Even simple gripper pads work pretty well.
Or just gently bonk the edges on your counter in a few places around the lid and you’re in like Flynn.
Or for chaos mode, use a hammer.
Stab a hole in the lid with a steak knife
Yall barbarians never heard of a jar opener, doubling as a bottle opener? Even Swiss multitool knives have one on them, and there are keychain versions. Just pry the edge of the lid up a little until it pops, and then open it easily like a normal person.
Isn’t that the family poop knife?
It also has pointy bit for stabbing hole like steak knife.
That’s for metal cans, with which mutilation is the only option. I have to wonder if younguns even know how to do that.
They’d better learn fast, condensed milk is a great emergency foodsource