• wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    23 days ago

    I dunked my mobilek in the toilet. Now what? Does this count as intercourse?

    Edit: I’ve learned an important lesson. Don’t make a special lady wet or she’ll break your mobilek and cover it in pee.

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      23 days ago

      I am sorry your mobilek is covered in peeee

      but congratulations on losing your virginityyy!