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minus-squarewonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up67arrow-down5·1 month ago“Wah, I’m the British, and I’m upset about being colonized” that’s what you sound like
minus-squareRicky Rigatoni@retrolemmy.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up31arrow-down2·1 month agoI’m american but the romans and french taught them how to do it. And if anyone calls me british ever again there will be consequences
minus-squarewonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down3·1 month agoOh no, an american threatening consequences. What are you going to do, impose tariffs?
minus-squareRicky Rigatoni@retrolemmy.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·1 month agoI’ll cry really hard and make you feel bad because your european empathy makes you supspecktable to emotional damage.
minus-squarewonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down3·1 month agoTIL empathy is a European thing. All the more reason to move to Europe. Unfortunately, I’m american, so by your logic I’ll just water my lawn with your tears…
minus-squareRicky Rigatoni@retrolemmy.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 month agoI think you’re taking the shitposting too seriously.
minus-squarewonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoI think you’re taking the shitposting too seriously.
minus-squareAnUnusualRelic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 month agoNice try, but if you were really american, you’d spell it conzequences.
minus-squarewonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 month agoI would pronounce that “colon-iced”
minus-squarewonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agoNice business model. Silicone ice molds, sanitary and there’s no risk of tearing during extraction.
minus-squareSkullgrid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month ago and there’s no risk of tearing during extraction. you can make something idiotproof, they’ll then invent a bigger idiot.
minus-squarewonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agoJust don’t rip it out like you’re starting a lawnmower, should be simple
minus-squareluciferofastora@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up1·30 days agoSorry, I just heard lawnmower, what do I do with all this blood now?
“Wah, I’m the British, and I’m upset about being colonized” that’s what you sound like
I’m american but the romans and french taught them how to do it.
And if anyone calls me british ever again there will be consequences
Oh no, an american threatening consequences. What are you going to do, impose tariffs?
I’ll cry really hard and make you feel bad because your european empathy makes you supspecktable to emotional damage.
TIL empathy is a European thing. All the more reason to move to Europe. Unfortunately, I’m american, so by your logic I’ll just water my lawn with your tears…
I think you’re taking the shitposting too seriously.
I think you’re taking the shitposting too seriously.
Wanna kiss?
Not even a little bit
This reply is art.
Nice try, but if you were really american, you’d spell it conzequences.
It’s spelt colonised
I would pronounce that “colon-iced”
Frozen butt plug
Nice business model. Silicone ice molds, sanitary and there’s no risk of tearing during extraction.
you can make something idiotproof, they’ll then invent a bigger idiot.
Just don’t rip it out like you’re starting a lawnmower, should be simple
Sorry, I just heard lawnmower, what do I do with all this blood now?
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