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Sasuke [comrade/them]@hexbear.net to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 years ago

mrbeast is inventing saw traps for zoomers

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mrbeast is inventing saw traps for zoomers

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Sasuke [comrade/them]@hexbear.net to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 years ago
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https://twitter.com/MrBeast/status/1707869557161955744

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  • Nakoichi [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    If it were any two of us on day 100 we would be so deep in some obscure struggle session we’d be like “go away we’re not done arguing”.

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      Two comrades enter, three parties leave!

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      indoor cars struggle session let’s go

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        cars shouldn’t be outdoors, therefore the only logical place for them is indoors

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          All beds will be those sick racecar beds under socialism.

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            sicko-zoomer

          • WIIHAPPYFEW [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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            The left wants to take away your big beds with your beautiful wives smh

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              This is not your big bed. This is not your beautiful wife. How did we get here?

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            Imagine the train bunkbeds though

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              That would actually be badass.

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          it’s for their own safety, and ours. Any cars found outdoors should be captured, spayed, and impounded.

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        cats should stay indoors because if the cat leaves then mr. bean might not give us our fucking money

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    • PaulSmackage [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      First person to quote Parenti owes the other one 50 bucks.

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      Depends on the definition of “leaving”, because most of us are so maladjusted that such an experiment would end in at least one death.

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    I would not trust the dude to not put me in the cube with a plant who walks out on day 99 just to watch me break down for the views

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      10000% there is a catch

    • Assian_Candor [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      I’d tie an mfer up

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          sicko-fem

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          volcel-judge

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    Is this even a question? Mr beast knows a lot of people have roommates, right? Who have to live with each other much longer than 3 months??

    I would do this shit in a heartbeat like god damn. Fuck rich people for making a game out of my life but I’ll take literally 25 years of income in exchange for 100 slightly awkward days

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      Oh the “if one of you leaves you both lose” is how he’d fuck me

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      You don’t live 2400 hours at a stretch with your roommate with zero breaks or outtimes, bro. I doubt you can even live with your SO that long without going out once. Even those in jail get to go out of the room every day.

      IIRC there is a popular folk tale about this. A king was exasperated with his princess who got down bad for some peasant, so he locked both of them together in a room for a month and when they came out both of them had nothing but abject hatred towards each other.

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        I would have 0 problem with living like this, it’s called “ignore each other” lol

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          I will get so much fucking sleep back.

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        y’ever read no exit sartre-pipe

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          What, am I not allowed to bring a mirror?

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        I remember an anecdote from The Expanse books. A crew of some ship were stuck in a room in some kind of emergency situation for months. When they were rescued, a handful of them formed lasting marriages, and the rest never spoke to each other again

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      It seems easy but for the clickbait views mr beast always does some dumb shit to annoy the contestant or make it 10x harder than it needs to be. I’d imagine they will make it hard to sleep/concentrate or some other dumb method to speed the process up.

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          I sleep with a blindfold anyway.

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              My blindfold is a shirt whose fabric is stiff enough to not touch my eyelashes.

              Surely we get to wear clothing?

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        Bet you $1000 they start blasting Guantanamo Bay tier music for 6-12hr periods before day 20.

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        “make it hard to sleep”

        Dawg i have insomnia. At least i wouldn’t be not sleeping and then working a 10 hour shift

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      I’m pretty sure he means literally never exiting the room for 100 days. At all.

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        Yeah duh that’s the premise

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    100 days doing nothing for a guaranteed $250k seems kinda easy tbh, biggest concern I’d have is whether the second person is a fool or not because like 14 weeks is fucking nothing.

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      You sure? I feel like this is really difficult unless somebody already like literally never goes outside and never opens their curtains for weeks at a time

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        I’ve gone like actual months without leaving the house and even this I couldn’t handle. No privacy, obnoxious lighting that’ll trigger a migraine in a heartbeat, no entertainment. Just sitting day after day staring at the wall because the stranger and you had a falling out on day 2.

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        I think it’d be harder alone, but with someone else there to talk to, that’s easy. With a common goal, you could also hype each other up.

        Though for 500k, that’s lifechanging, I think could do it alone too. There’s enough space and props in there to exercise and make my own fun.

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        side-eye-1 side-eye-2

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        Depends on what else is in there tbh. I gave myself photosensitivity after a few years not opening my curtains.

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        It would suck but this is also like 4+ years of income for most people. You’d have to drag me out of there lol

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          I’m just concerned the damage to your mental health wouldn’t be worth it

          Way harder to fix that than fix poor finances

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            I’ve struggled with depression for around a decade now and I can’t even imagine that this would damage my mental health more than owning a house no one can take away from me would help it. I’m not the person you said “somebody who never goes outside and never opens their curtains for weeks at a time” I play a summer sport and a winter sport, go camping, exercise. 100 days is nothing and 250k (I read it as 500k each but still) is in fact 8 years of median income in the US or almost 7 in my state. That would put you more than 8 years ahead if spent smartly, that’s 8 years pay up front

            Being in a room with another person for a couple months cannot be near as painful as being micromanaged at work.

            I’m not trying to “debate you” about your perspective, just sharing mine rat-salute-2

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    Would you shoot mr beast for fifty bucks?!?

    no i’m genuinely asking, would you? hmu

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      Fifty bucks is fifty bucks.

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      fedposting

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      I would pay way more than fifty bucks

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      need more than that for supplies, dm me, jk lol, i love the NSA!

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      I can’t confirm or deny, but I think you know what the answer is.

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    What if we get Mr beast to lock himself in a room with Jake Paul and say whoever makes it from now on will be the only content creator on YouTube. Then we just never let them out and turn off the Livestream.

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      In a perfect world

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      similarly I’m a celebrity get me out of here but we never let them out of the jungle

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    i hate this, and i also hate that my answer is “yes”

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      i’m going to choose not to hate that my answer is yes, capitalism has my sorry ass trained for nothing less than feel miserable all the time, might as well get a house out of the deal y’know

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    If your source of entertainment is putting people through misery to test how desperate they are for money then I don’t give a fuck about whatever good PR he may have, he’s a ghoul.

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      Exactly my thought.

      At this point this is making a joke of the entire population of people that are working hard to just get by. Rich ass dude running experiments on Live People.

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      He’s just running a Squid Game

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    So it’s just a soft prison and you come out richer? I could afford the therapy I need after something like this, as well as the therapy I likely need already.

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      i just want to know if there’s anything to do

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      Not even prison this shit is jail

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    The $500k is a lie

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    nah, id have to interact with mrbeast and id rather die than do that.

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    mr-beast I TRAPPED MY SUBSCRIBERS IN A ROOM, AND THE ONLY WAY TO GET OUT IS TO GET THE KEY SURGICALLY IMPLANTED INTO THEIR LEGS!

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      He looks satanic

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    He sucks so much lol

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