I might fuck around and become a Lemmy influencer. I know this account is only hours old (lemmy.world is on the fritz), but I already got an upvote
Wow! This is my first time meeting a Lemmy influencer. Can I get a picture with you?
Make that two
🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 blazing a trail to influencerdom
Not sure what to do with my newfound fame
Redeem it in the karma store, of course!
OMG, OMG, is that @adinfinitum@lemmy.film??
OMG, can I have your upvote??? Ahhhhhhh!!
Done
We’re going to the moon guys!
Beg businesses to give you free stuff for exposure, of course
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Oh, hi. Didn’t know you were around here. Big fan.
My dog is the all time top post on one of the dogs instances, think I might try and monetise her if I get the upvotes in to double figures
you should create the first Lemmy NFT
you could be a penny-aire!
AND MY AXE! Sorry, upvote.
Yea in not tryna brag but I got a couple upvotes earlier. Suffering from success
I need an autograph now!
i don’t remember the name of any specific reddit users besides Deep Fucking Value and Martin Shkreli from WSB.
Gallowbob and hitrecordjoe were some famous ones. Gallow because his repost bots, and hitrecord because he was a famous Hollywood actor who shitposted a lot on that account.
Who was hitrecordjoe?
Joseph Gordon Levitt, acá Joseph golden rabbit.
u/Nez_bit the powerade minor legend is the only one I remember
good idea, now since you are gonna be an influencer, Im gonna need to ask for your bath water
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This is just the sort of comment that would have become a thing back in the early days of Reddit. Welcome to your stardom. I want someone to point out my comment for being prescient 5 years from now when you’re the next Unidan, but maybe don’t turn into a toxic dick like he did.
If I could follow you I would, I am now your biggest fan
Hey it’s @adinfinitum@lemmy.film on Lemmy Shitpost!! My worlds are colliding!
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big fan of your work @adinfinitum 😎
Oh, hi. Didn’t know you were around here. Big fan.
Oh, hi. Didn’t know you were around here. Big fan.
I’d say the three day no pooping guy is a celebrity. You know what to do, OP.
Him and Ruud, the Lemmy.world owner are the biggest celebrities we have around here
Someone upvote me so I can tell my family I’m not a failure.
We got you buddy
I’m pretty big on lemmy.world. Oh you’ve never heard of it? I’m not surprised.
Call me when you’re in the 3 digits club, kiddo 😎
they already are
Then they should call them. They specifically asked
Hot damn!
Op about to start cocaine after getting almost 2k upvotes
Already at it
Without inviting all of us?
Poggers
You are on flour, right?
'ol Holodeck Moriarty here has multiple comments in the 10s, so you could say things are getting pretty serious.
time to quit your job and get that bag
500 upvotes? time to take this career here seriously and break up with my wife
What’s it like to be so successful?
And now with one whole, no less. You’re going places mister.
Mizu (aka the cant shit for 3 days guy) is the only real celebrity on this platform
My first thought was poop guy and you even know his name! Our fist celebrity of many!
Waiting for some of those “broke my arms”, “swamps of dagobah” or “cockroache imaginary girlfriend” stories.
C’mon guys tell us where you cum
The lamp that looks odd…
I followed him from kbin lol, I had to know what happened.
and we still don’t know if he had a good time that weekend
Ironic that one so solid should be named after something so fluid.
I knew my elementary knowledge of Japanese would come in handy some day.
I just hope that Lemmy.world performance improves over time as sometimes the performance is a bit jarring and something I’d find hard to recommend to less tech-minded friends swapping from Reddit
switched to lemm.ee because of the performance, but im sure .world will be back to normal soon
Everybody is new to running Lemmy at scale. I suspect things will smooth out soon.
Try sh.itjust.works it’s really good
Is it me or has it been a bit slow lately?
10 Lemmy up votes = 200 Reddit upvotes in terms of impact on my ego and e-peen
So this post got 40k reddit upvotes? i just came
I got like almost 50 the other day on a comment and started wondering if I was charismatic enough to run for congress
You could have gotten 3 and been charismatic enough for Congress to be honest.
i put my total lemmy upvote count on my tinder profile. Updated daily
You must be drowning in dms
the ladies can’t control themselves
Numbers, Mason! What do they mean?
Doing my part. It ain’t much but it’s honest work.